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Well, the world sure as shit's not worried about us.Įverything you do, it's a choice between licht un finster. It's a gift from God, and this is how you use it?Īh, you're worried about the world. You don't think I want to be at some WASP college we can't afford actually making something of myself? I would rather starve on the street than have my grandson be a thug. Oh, don't touch, don't touch, don't touch. You think you're a big man for getting in a fight? You should write that down in one of your cookbooks.Īnd Mrs. That's some Walt Whitman shit right there. It heals all aches of the body and all matters of the soul. I hung around for the double feature.ĭid your black eye and bloody lip hang around, too, darling? With the Son of Sam killer still terrorizing New York. No!īOOTYHOLE: Dennis, this is not cool, man. What are you doing, asshole? Get off me, man.Īs soon as this little Jew bitch quits begging for more. She is never gonna suck your tiny kosher wiener, Art Gar-fuck-el. And I don't speak little bitch.Īw, you putting on a show for Carol so she can see you act all tough? I mean, you've had a hard-on for her for years, haven't you? I don't think that you're understanding me. Jew gets right to the bottom dollar, huh? like Buddha trying to hawk you a timeshare in Nirvana. (stammers) Yeah, man, look, I-I'd try to sell you on it, but that'd be like. Jesus, it's like doing a fucking heroin deal with Mr. ♪ Circle jerk run late, fuckheads?īOOTYHOLE: Well, we kept picturing your face and none of us could come.Ĭould hear the fucking nerd mating call from down the block. You know, I'd save some of that for your customers. The only difference between a hero and a villain is who sells more costumes on Halloween.ĭamn, how much of your Cheech you Chong, jiggy? Uh, Orion the Space Slayer fucking leveled a goddamn solar system. He-he crushed a guy's guts out with a car compactor. He hanged a mental patient from the Batplane. Yeah, but he's-he's still a murderer, dude. He gets up every morning believing he needs to save it. every day looking to destroy the galaxy. like every kid in the Galactic Empire, he was conditioned to believe that some evil Jedi rebels from some desert shithole were gonna come bomb his parents, behead his friends, kidnap all the hot Galactic chicks for lightsaber orgies. Oh, fuck you, okay? Darth Vader killed tons of people.įor all we know, he was born Chad Rubenstein.Īnd he can talk about losers. Oh, here we go.Įvery time Vader came on the screen, Bootyhole pissed his husky boy pants. We're always the motherfucking villain, man.Īnd you know what? I see it. It's just, why the hell does Darth Vader got to be black?īOOTYHOLE: He-He's not black, Cheeks, he's-he's a Dark Lord.ĭude's got a black suit, dude's got a black mask.Īnd last time I checked, James Earl Jones is sure as shit a brother. What hungry boys and girls we've all been. I'm so glad I didn't gas you in the camps. Leave it to the Jew to think only of its own pathetic existence. Well, their blood is on your hands, my girl. How long I'd wanted to snap their little necks. (crying, hyperventilating) An entire life built. (German accent): 30 years of work that was. Wait, what are you doing? What is happening? Mr. TRINITY: Dad? Dad? And in my own gosh darn home.
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Geez, oh, man, this is, this is really something, Hirsch. Why isn't anyone.? Please, please, he-he. Hirsch, maybe she wants to lie down in the family room?
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Hon, what's going on? -I think she's having some kind of episode. Please call the police! Helen, what on earth? You didn't tell me your wife was one of them vegetarians. This is my new associate I was telling you all about. He's lucky to even wade in the same pond as you. (chuckles) There's nothing to be nervous about. When you're the Under Secretary of State, I imagine the world's your oyster, hon. Rosalynn blushes every time she sees Biff.īiff Jr., kiddo, lay off your sister, or no Six Million Dollar Man tonight, you hear me? Jimmy looks at me with that peanut farmer grin of his and says, "Biff, you are now, friend, "but don't you ever talk about motorboating titties in front of the First Lady again." I says, "Who's negotiating your treaties?" President, can we let the Chinese motorboat our tits like that." BIFF (Southern accent): And I says to him, "Never again, Mr.